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Monday

STONKWARS

Friday

TIME WARP

Tuesday

MOAR

Wednesday

WE KEEP ON

Thursday

EVEN MOAR

Saturday

9000+

Sunday

BONUS ROUND

What?

Stonk Wars is a meme token. It has the ultimate in utility: re-usability.
Every year, for May the 4th (be with you) and May (the revenge of the) 5th, for the patient this shit comes back.

Huh?

So, I got real sick of getting rugged. Then, one day right at the end of April, I got scammed.
I was fuckin pissed, right? So, this formed the idea of an anti-rug consortium of sorts.
An anti-rug league. A way to vet and self-regulate.

Mkay...

You should care because if we dont pull together, and make it clear that there are advantages to the meme-sphere, no new on-boards are going to happen.
No new on-boards means that a select few will hoard all the wealth, and the entire democratization of wealth (kinda half the point of crypto) is put in jeopardy.

As a pumpfun token, theres a set number of tokens. At bond, the liquidity pool will be burnt, and from there, community input continues to fund growth.
The developers wallet has a total of 354,008 tokens. Once it appears that the ceiling has been reached, they are sold, and the system begins to run itself.

The pools owned by the token have a small 2% tax. This is split between whomever has custodianship of the token, and the next seasons marketing wallet.

Not just next year, but at christmas too.
A team is to be assembled on both the 15th of April, and the 1st of December.

Dont be a dickhead, no rugs, and nerd it up.

Is there anything else?

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